We are going to war.
Merle:You go on, give him that girl. He ain’t gonna kill her, you know. He’s just gonna do things to her. Probably take out one of her eyes, both of ‘em most likely, you’d let that happen… for a shot?
(Source: littlebruther)
1 month ago · Mar 31, 2013 with 11 notes
Rani tried not to be frightened. She had taken on aliens before so surely she could take on a Zombie. “How do you defeat them?” she asked having wished that she had watched those Zombie movies with Clyde.
He thought for a moment, she really had no idea what’s going on. Rick was, in a way, jealous. He wished he could have remained ignorant, but that surely would have been the death of him. “Destroyin’ the brain is the only way we’ve found. There ain’t a cure, anyone who could find one’s dead.”
(Source: theroguesheriff)
1 month ago · Mar 31, 2013 with 136184 notes
You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered
“This means war”
and silently walked out of the room
Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep
UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS
WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS
“I am the oncoming storm”
HELP
1 month ago · Mar 31, 2013 with 6 notes
“By the walkers.” Rick replied, he had no idea how anyone could not know about the zombies roaming around.
“Well, umm, can’t say I’ve been bitten by anything,” he mumbled, confused about what a ‘walker’ was.
“S’good t’hear.” Rick replied, not paying close enoguh attention to the other to notice the confusion. “You got a group er somethin’ that yer with?”
1 month ago · Mar 31, 2013 with 27 notes
“Dead that aren’t dead? You mean like zombies?” The last time she had encountered zombies it had been the Gelf, but she thought they had died out. And it didn’t look as though the Gelf would have many places to his somewhere like this. “Tell me, what do the zombie look like?”
“Exactly, different people call ‘em different things I ‘spose.” Rick replied, narrowing his eyes slightly as he thought. “Look like? They look like they’re rottin’, they’re lips rotted away, teeth all exposed. They ain’t somethin’ you want ta look at for too long.”